Mommy's do you have a dirty little secret????

I hardly ever watch Oprah anymore but today's show just caught my eye. Did anyone else see it??? It was the secret lives of moms and it was fascinating to me and if you didn't see it come to my house because I have it on DVR and we can watch it together and have a good laugh! I see all of these moms at church, small group, from our adoption agency, my home school group, blogs, etc. and I see all of the AMAZING things that they do and I just wonder if I'm ever going to live up to what they are doing. I guess I'm not the only one that feels this way because there were many, many other mom's on Oprah that admitted to these same feelings. Some moms that seemed to have it all together even shared their "dirty little secrets" like one mom wore depends because she drove her kids around to so many activities that she might not make it to the bathroom on time (hello, I would say she needs to slow down some), several moms talked about not bathing for several days or not realizing that their children hadn't bathed in a week (wouldn't you smell that??). Anyway, I was wondering if any of you out in blogger land might want to share your little secrets with me??? If so leave them in my comment section and after I have several comments I will reveal my own dirty little secret that I don't really want to share but I'm willing if you are! You can even leave your comment anonymously if you want to!!!